ML Inside Weird Things
real models in places they were never meant to run. each post is a working experiment, with its failures and measurements left in.
3 experiments · 1 plannedthe experiments
03 live · 01 planned- 01 · pdfI Ran a CNN Inside a PDFa real handwritten-digit CNN running entirely inside an Acrobat document
- 02 · sqlI Ran a 135M-Parameter LLM Inside SQLiteSmolLM-135M inference, tokenization, and text generation inside SQLite
- 03 · plannedCan I Run a Neural Network in Brainfuck? coming soonNeural network arithmetic in an eight-command language.
- 04 · verilogI Ran a 135M-Parameter LLM in VerilogSmolLM-135M prompt-to-text inference in a SystemVerilog simulator
The Brainfuck entry is a placeholder. Its article and artifact will appear when built.